You can't always get what you want, but you can get a Rejoover.
Great for your skin, great for your waistline and great for your busy schedule.
HOT LIKE HELL, COMFY LIKE HEAVEN
Where do we go when we die?
Not sure, but if it’s as hot as your Rejoover at max temperature, we’ve got bad news for you.
Good news:
1) You haven't died yet.
2) The Rejoover is heaven-sent (verified).
3) It's 100% safe, 100% scientifically proven, 100% satisfying, and 100% NOT wet and sticky because...
4) It comes with a FREE, specially designed organic cotton moisture-wicking body wrap (if these aren't in heaven then we aren't going).
WHAT MAKES REJOOVER SPECIAL?
A few things, actually...
Let's compare the Rejoover infrared sauna blanket to a standard box sauna that will cost you $3,500 to $30,000+ ↓↓↓
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Affordable |
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Portable |
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Zero Installation |
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Zero Space Required |
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Fast Pre-Heat |
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Lay Down & Relax |
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Sweat Out Toxins |
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Toxin Reabsorption |
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Brain Over-Heating |
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Zero EMF |
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Easy To Clean |
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30-Day Guarantee |
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Fast 2-3 Day Delivery |
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Watch Netflix |
Heat Up Your 'Me Time'
Lie back, relax, and let Rejoover do all the work.
We bring effortless, sweat-drenched satisfaction to the table (uh, your bed actually).
We also bring sexually provocative copywriting.
You'll look forward to your daily sweat session as much as you look forward to our next sentence.
Try to stop reading. You won't.
Got Your Attention?
Good. We're just getting warmed up.
You've landed on a hot product - and we're not just being punny.
If our infrared sauna blanket was one to boast (she’s not, she’s very humble), she’d tell you she’s 100% non-toxic, always there when you need her, and has the warmest embrace you’ve ever felt.
Marriage material, basically.
Netflix and Sweat...
Heaven is: heat therapy + a new serial killer documentary.
So, here's the drill:
1) Get set up in your favourite pozzy, 2) turn on your favourite psychopath, and 3) sweat out all your daddy issues and deep-rooted trauma.
NB: We actually recommend you take the opportunity to disconnect entirely so you can fully relax - which means: no phone, no flix.
But you do you, okay? Yes we like Dahmer too.
We're throwing a party for your skin, and clogged pores aren't invited.
Your Partner In Wellness
Humans are a confused bunch (not you, the other ones) and although they usually know what's good for them, they often do the opposite (hello self-sabotage).
That's where Rejoover comes in. Our commitment extends beyond providing an exceptional product; it’s about supporting your journey towards a healthier and more fulfilling life. We are here for you every step of the way.
LAYER BY LAYER
All of these layers wrap 360° around your body ↓
(Jade and Tourmaline not pictured)
↑ We worry about these things so you don't have to.
A Sauna Survey
The day after a sauna session, 300 people were asked to report their experience/results:
96%
Noticed a reduction in joint/muscle pain.
91%
Felt more relaxed.
95%
Had a deeper sleep.
88%
Had brighter skin.
Every time you hop in your Rejoover you will:
Detoxify your body, rejuvenate your skin, reduce stress, burn calories, and receive that post-sauna high we all crave.
RELAXATION
30-DAY GUARANTEE
CELLULAR CLEANSING
SKIN REJUVENATION
1-YEAR WARRANTY
BURN CALORIES
LYMPHATIC DRAINAGE
ZERO EMF
DEEPER SLEEP
BOOST CIRCULATION
FREE BODY WRAP
SOOTHE JOINT PAIN
JADE & TOURMALINE
DETOX HEAVY METALS
FREE SHIPPING
MUSCLE RECOVERY
RELAXATION
30-DAY GUARANTEE
CELLULAR CLEANSING
SKIN REJUVENATION
1-YEAR WARRANTY
BURN CALORIES
LYMPHATIC DRAINAGE
ZERO EMF
DEEPER SLEEP
BOOST CIRCULATION
FREE BODY WRAP
SOOTHE JOINT PAIN
JADE & TOURMALINE
DETOX HEAVY METALS
FREE SHIPPING
MUSCLE RECOVERY